今天,收到朋友的一封信,
信裡都是滿滿關於狗狗的句子~
仔細看看內容,還真挺有趣的!
The reason a dog has so many friends is that
he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
嗯~人與人之間有時就是八卦和流言太多..
There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
這個科學家已經證明,摸狗的確有助身體健康.
那麼,"一天一蘋果,醫生遠離你" 可以改成,"一天摸一狗,心理醫生遠離你"囉!
A dog is the only thing on earth
that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
真的,狗愛人真的勝於愛他們自己!!
所以這養狗的投資報酬率還真高,不是嗎~
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
狗比人還好...
這不就是我們越來越愛狗的原因~
My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
that's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
所以狗的幣值是美金的三倍??
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
狗會知恩圖報,人會過河拆橋~
Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
狗狗讓我們的人生更完整.
我也無法想像,沒有狗在身邊的日子~
If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them….
-Phil Pastoret
這個我試過,真的騙不過他們~@@
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